It can't be easy...

...photographing probably the most photographed couple in the world and making them look different.

So it's doubly surprising to see the mean and moody TV and print ads for Brand Beckham's Signature fragrance ("a fresh woody oriental fragrance with seductive undertones").

David even manages to look a bit sinister.

Maybe they briefed him to act "fresh, woody and oriental" (he already has seductive undertones).



P.S. And what a great name for people who probably spend much of their time signing autographs!