Now that's what I call advertising

I don't like tea either!

I may have mentioned before that I don't like tea. It comes from when I was a part-time tea-lady at Allders of Croydon, aged 16. I had to serve the stuff to 450 staff with industrial-sized tea-bags and a giant urn. Since then, I can't stand the smell of it.

Pass the gin!

I'm not often lost for words

But I don't quite know what to say about this ad.
Would you really fancy 'buns of cheese'? I wouldn't. But then I don't fancy 'cheesestrings' either.